21 December 2014

Southern Hooks Camping









Here in the South we have a long tradition of spending time in the great outdoors that God has blessed us with. We love it! Summers on the lakes and coasts. Winters at the deer camp. It's one of our traditions. We started as kids and pass it on to our own. There are sights and smells that we naturally connect with the outdoors. It's in our blood!



As much as I love the Summer, it's the Winter that holds a special place in my heart. Specifically because of the first time I took my boys camping. Now by camping I mean pitching a tent in my mothers backyard. The boys weren't quite ready for a night in the woods. So per their request, we would spend the night in the great outdoors in Mamaw's backyard. I treated it as a real trip. I loaded the cooler with jugs of water and capri suns. Hot dogs, potted meat and crackers, and marshmellows. I found wood for a fire and put up our tent. I had pool rafts with sleeping bags and three falshlights. Being as it was early December, I had the tent up and a good fire going about an hour before sundown. We were set and ready. The boys had on their camo and boots as of course I did. As the sun fell down behind the trees the excitement was palpable. Well mine was. I found good weenie roasting sticks and pulled out the buns and condiments from the cooler. In true outdoorsman style we feasted on processed foods and jug water. After out bellies were stuffed to capacity, the marshmallows were brought out. A few mishaps and flaming sugar balls later, my boys had the art of roasting marshmallows to perfection tucked into their outdoor skills. Then it got to my favorite part; staring at the fire and telling stories.


My youngest son started first. His was a tale of spun from the mind of a 5 year old. There was the obligatory monster in the woods and the hapless campers. As the story progressed, in a rambling kind of way, the tension built. Then as the story was at its heights, Mamaw opened the back door and yelled, "Y'all okay?" The moment was gone. I responded in the positive. Now my oldest son took center stage. The tall was of an axe wielding murderer recently escaped from the "looney bin." Again the hapless campers were present. The blood thirsty murderer slowly crept to the campsite. The campers were totally unaware of the doom closing in. The door swung open on the porch. "Are y'all too cold," Mamaw bellowed across the backyard. I answered in the negative. Another golden moment of campsite terror lost. Sigh.


Now my turn. I started my story of blood chilling horror with the opening phrase, "Y'all know there is an old cemetery in the woods with a train track right by it?" My boys were captive. One simple line held them frozen. I was loving it. I continued my tale with brakemen swinging lights in the woods looking for lost bodies. The phantom train that rain through the woods like a fire breathing dragon from Hades would shake the ghosts from their cold tombs in the nearby graveyard. I was building up to that sweet moment where I would turn on my flashlight and shine it in their eyes scaring the breath from them. Then the unexpected happened. From somewhere off in the distance, a lonely conductor pulled the chain on his engine bringing to life the sound of a train signaling it was at a road crossing. I couldn't have planned it better. My boys leapt to their feet and ran towards the back door like a pack of wolves were on their heels! With a jerk of the door and a slam resounding, I knew I had done my job. I had given my boys a memory they would always remember. Their first true campfire ghost story. I sat basking in the warmth of the fire. A few moments later my mother opened the door. I could see her head shaking in disapproval. She walked to the backyard campsite and flatly stated, "There are two scared boys buried in the covers of my bed. Thanks." All I could do was laugh. She asked if I was going to sleep outside. Well of course I was. She said goodnight. As I sat there holding onto the moment I realized I had passed on a tradition. My boys would one day do the same with their kids. After all, they are Southern Hooks.


Stay Southern, Hooks.


JD


10 July 2014

Sweet Summer Time


Alright Hooks, summer is half gone.  What does that mean?  There's still the backside of summer waiting!  In many ways the backside of summer is my favorite time of summer.  There is a sense of urgency to the fun you're having.  A feel of, "Hey I gotta have just a little more fun before it ends for the year!"  Remember how when you were a little Hook and someone said, "Okay... get out of the water," be it a pool, a lake, the gulf, or whatever.  And you were like, "AWWWWW!  Please just a little bit longer???"  That's the feel to the backside of summer!  Just a little bit longer... please!!!  You scramble around trying to dig a little more sand out of your shoe or have just one more cookout!  So grab hold of the backside of summer!  Shake it for all its worth and squeeze out just one more ounce of fun!

Stay Southern, Hooks!

- JD

25 May 2014

Memorial Day Thanks




Yep... That's my Pawpaw.  Yep... Serving this great country of ours.  But this isn't solely about him.  It's about all our service men and women who have given the most precious thing they could for us.  It's easy to forget what Memorial Day is about.  We all love cookouts, the beach, and a million other Southern things.  However, we should make it a priority to remember all our grandparents, parents, brothers and sisters, and other family that have served and sacrificed so we don't have to.  We as Southern Hooks have a proud history of serving in the military going way back to the... the war between the blue and the GRAY!  A tradition of serving others at great cost.  No where in the world will you find such pride as we have in our military.

So we at Southern Hooks would like to give a silent moment of prayer and remembrance for those that have paid the ultimate price while serving our Great Nation.

Stay Southern.  Stay Proud.

-JD

11 May 2014

Happy Mother's Day



Hey Hooks, its that time again!  Time to celebrate that one day for your Mom!  Thought I'd put up a list of great gifts and some not great gifts.  Here goes.

1.  Take Mom out to eat a wonderful all you can eat fried catfish lunch.  DO NOT take her all the the catfish YOU can eat and ask her to fry them.

2.  Mom loves flowers.  Take a bunch you've picked.  DO NOT pick them from her prized flower bed she has worked on for years.

3.  How about cleaning the house for her.  DO NOT ask her to come over and clean yours after church.

4.  Get her a spa day.  Mom loves manis and pedis.  DO NOT buy her some fingernail polish from WalMart and sling them at her saying, "Looking a little faded there, Mom."

5.  Mom might like a nice set of good smelling soaps and lotions from Bath and Body Works or some girlie store.  DO NOT buy her a tub of GOJO from the local auto parts store and leave it on the kitchen sink.

6.  Have your little Hooks make her a card in their own handwriting with little things written by them.  DO NOT have them scribble something on the back of the church bulletin.

7.  Take Mom out 4 wheeler riding.  Mom likes mud too.  She is a Southern Hook after all.  DO NOT ask her to push you when you get rutted out and spray mud in her face.

8.  Pay for Mom to get her hair fixed.  You know colored and cut.  DO NOT toss her a box of Loreal hair dye you found in the 1/2 half bin and say, "Roots are showing there, Mom."

9.  Take some old pictures of your family and put them in a nice frame and hang it on Mom's wall.  DO NOT collage pictures from your phone and throw them up on Instagram or Facebook.

10.  Just give Mom a big hug and a kiss on the cheek and say proudly, "Mom thank you for everything you've ever done for me.  I love you."  DO NOT end this heart felt sentiment with, "What's for lunch?"

Happy Mother's day, Mom.  I love and miss you.

Stay Southern, Hooks.

-JD





05 May 2014

The Roots of a Southern Hook


As I've stated before, we are Southern Hooks because we are "hooked" on the Southern Life and our families are the ones who "hook" us.  I thought I'd take a minute and introduce my Southern Hook grandparents.  Everyone meet D B and Sarah Massey, and yes that's a little JD in Pawpaw's arms.  You may now snicker.

I owe so much of my "Hooks" nature to them.  You see, Pawpaw was the first person to ever put a little Zebco 33 in my hand and Mamaw gave me my first bite of fried catfish.  We would spend summers camping in the "trailer" on the Mississippi Gulf Coast and weekends at some of the beautiful parks around the South. We went through shrimp for bait and shrimp for supper.  Pawpaw and I decimated Vienna sausages and potted meat eating lunch on the banks of the river or a lake tucked back somewhere.  Sunday after-church lunch was fried chicken and mashed potatoes.  Pawpaw and I would spend afternoons in his downstairs wood shop building bookshelves and furniture that never turned out exactly right, but Mamaw would praise our craftsmanship none the less.  Firefly catching, picking figs and collecting pecans (all from the backyard) were a priority!  And I learned to pray from them both.  A deep reverence and respect for God and the wonderful world he has created for us was instilled deep in my heart thanks to their guidance.  I was getting a grounding in the Southern lifestyle.  I've carried those lessons and more throughout my life.

Both have passed into a much better place now.  However, I can still hear their words in my heart.  On the cool evenings fishing I can hear Pawpaw whisper to me, "Throw over there.  I saw a swirl."  I walk into the kitchen and can smell Mamaw's turnips and cornbread cooking and my mouth instantly waters.  The lessons permeate my life.  I do my best to pass these lessons on to my own little Hooks now.  I can look in their eyes and hear their words and I am instantly that little Hook seeing and hearing the same thing.

Take a minute and thank those who have ingrained the Southern Lifestyle in your heart and soul.  Listen to their words. Cherish the moments with them.  Most importantly...pass it on.

Stay Southern, Hooks.

- JD

20 March 2014

Crawdads...or Crawmoms



     Okay Hooks...It's time.  You know that time.  When the crawdads are ready for a good boiling!  Nothing says Spring like a huge pot of mudbugs boiling with potatoes and corn. Or mushrooms and sausage!



     Growing up in the South I have lots of crawfish memories.  Notice I said crawfish not crayfish... I'm Southern after all.  Crawfish boils that might have been 20 pounds or 500 pounds were a common thing.  Spices making noses runny and beer making throats wet.  However, there is one time that stands out in particular. One spring I'll never forget.



     I had started my first semester at the University of Southern Mississippi during a very cold January.  The first month of school was bitter and February wasn't much better, however when March rolled around the world took on new life.  I had learned of the local crawfish hot spots, but I hadn't found one to call home.  Then one day I strolled into my favorite little corner store/ bar-b-que joint. The name of this landmark of college life in Hattiesburg was "Strick's."  At least I think that's the correct spelling.  I never really paid that much attention.  My bad.  I eased in the door one Thursday afternoon and BAM...I saw it.  The biggest dang wash tub of crawdads I'd ever seen.  It must have had a kajillion pounds of boiled crawdads in it ready for the taking!  On either side of the tub were plastic sacks and a gallon milk jug cut artfully into a scooper.  I walked around in amazement and finally was able to pull myself away long enough to ask the young lady behind the counter how much a pound.  She replied in the sweetest voice I'd ever heard, "only .99 cents."  I had found paradise.  I clutched a scooper in one hand and a plastic sack in the other.  Like a mad man I went to filling the sack.  When I had finished, I walked to the counter and sat the sack down.  The young lady took this moment to further thrill my soul.  "You need some beer with these," she sang out in a voice laden with Tupelo honey.  I nodded and walked to the beer cooler.  I snatched up a 12 pack of Bud and made my way back to the counter.



     After paying, walking to my truck, and climbing in, I sat there and simply enjoyed the aroma.  The smell of those crawdads was like Easter, Christmas and my birthday all rolled into one.  I started my truck and eased to my apartment on Ross Boulevard.  After the short 5 minute ride I pulled into my parking lot.  I climbed the stairs and opened my front door.  As I sat the bag of boiled heaven on the table, I pondered a moment.  It was just too beautiful a day to sit inside and eat my little treasures inside so I made a command decision.  I would eat on the steps!  I was a king and could look over my empire with glee.  So I popped the beer in the fridge after collecting two from the box and turned on the stereo.  I just happened to have been listening to Bob Marley the night before and he was still able to croon to me that next afternoon.  With Mr. Marley telling me of life in a far off place, I took my throne outside.  I said there and waited teasing myself as long as I could stand.  I finally opened a beer, took a big swig and grabbed the first crawdad.  I looked at him and I swear he was smiling at me.  A quick twist and a pull had head in one hand and tail in the other.  A crunch and a slurp later, the spices from that little crustacean flowed into my mouth and were quickly followed by the meaty and soul cleansing tail.  I was home in the South with a beautiful March sun shining on my face.  I had a cold beer and a sack of joy.  I promised myself that every Thursday through the season would be thus.  And it was.



     Yes indeed, Mr. Buffett.  A white sport coat and a pink (or cayenne red) crustacean.  Stay Southern, Hooks.



- JD


23 December 2013

Grandma got... Well you know the rest











Christmas in the South is a singular event. There are people everywhere in the South who wait all year for the chance to out decorate, out shop and out "Christmas" each other. It's not uncommon to see frames of out side of house that are littered with small lights of various sizes and colors. The frames are built to resemble Santa's sleigh, Nativity Scenes, snowmen and any number of things considered "Christmasy." The other side of this is the tradition of riding all over creation looking at the displays. The children gasping in delight at the colors and the parents discussing the power bill and what the neighbors of these house must think at 2 on the morning when the midnight sun is lighting up the yards for houses around.



Second only to this is the decoration competitions on the inside of homes. Houses will ooze Christmas cheer from every light, corner, hallway and table. Visitors will discuss in hushed tones the class and divinity with which these decorations are placed throughout. At least until the ride home where the words, "gawdy" and "tacky" are often spoken.



However, in all actuality Southerners celebrate Christmas like no others. With gusto are wreaths thrown up. With flair are small Santa's and elves placed in every cubby hole and nook. Candles big and small are brought out, placed in holders and a sconces.... And we love it! The family gathers and smiles are seen every where. Children are aglow with reindeer food made of glitter and oatmeal that is strewn on front steps, sidewalks, and drive ways. Loved ones who have passed are remembered with tears, tales and laughter. This is our Christmas. It's the best. We wouldn't trade our traditions for all the toys in the bag.



To our Southern Hook family, you are all special to us and we are truly grateful for your support and kindness. Merry Christmas, Y'all!



Stay Southern, Hooks



- JD